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		<title>User:Banana.co - Revision history</title>
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		<title>Fredd-E: Creating user page for new user.</title>
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				<updated>2017-02-15T21:55:11Z</updated>
		
		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Creating user page for new user.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;New page&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div&gt;Fitter, happier.&lt;br /&gt;
More productive.&lt;br /&gt;
Comfortable.&lt;br /&gt;
Not drinking too much.&lt;br /&gt;
Regular exercise at the gym&lt;br /&gt;
(3 days a week).&lt;br /&gt;
Getting on better with your associate&lt;br /&gt;
employee contemporaries.&lt;br /&gt;
At ease.&lt;br /&gt;
Eating well (no more microwave dinners&lt;br /&gt;
and saturated fats).&lt;br /&gt;
A patient, better driver.&lt;br /&gt;
A safer car&lt;br /&gt;
(baby smiling in back seat).&lt;br /&gt;
Sleeping well (no bad dreams).&lt;br /&gt;
No paranoia.&lt;br /&gt;
Careful to all animals&lt;br /&gt;
(never washing spiders down the plughole).&lt;br /&gt;
Keep in contact with old friends&lt;br /&gt;
(enjoy a drink now and then).&lt;br /&gt;
Will frequently check credit at&lt;br /&gt;
(moral) bank (hole in the wall)&lt;br /&gt;
Favours for favours.&lt;br /&gt;
Fond but not in love.&lt;br /&gt;
Charity standing orders.&lt;br /&gt;
On Sundays ring road supermarket.&lt;br /&gt;
(No killing moths&lt;br /&gt;
or putting boiling water on the ants).&lt;br /&gt;
Car wash (also on Sundays).&lt;br /&gt;
No longer afraid of the dark&lt;br /&gt;
or midday shadows.&lt;br /&gt;
Nothing so ridiculously teenage&lt;br /&gt;
and desperate.&lt;br /&gt;
Nothing so childish.&lt;br /&gt;
At a better pace.&lt;br /&gt;
Slower and more calculated.&lt;br /&gt;
No chance of escape.&lt;br /&gt;
Now self-employed.&lt;br /&gt;
Concerned (but powerless).&lt;br /&gt;
An empowered&lt;br /&gt;
and informed member of society&lt;br /&gt;
(pragmatism not idealism).&lt;br /&gt;
Will not cry in public.&lt;br /&gt;
Less chance of illness.&lt;br /&gt;
Tires that grip in the wet&lt;br /&gt;
(shot of baby strapped in back seat).&lt;br /&gt;
A good memory.&lt;br /&gt;
Still cries at a good film.&lt;br /&gt;
Still kisses with saliva.&lt;br /&gt;
No longer empty and frantic.&lt;br /&gt;
Like a cat.&lt;br /&gt;
Tied to a stick&lt;br /&gt;
that’s driven into&lt;br /&gt;
frozen winter shit&lt;br /&gt;
(the ability to laugh at weakness).&lt;br /&gt;
Calm.&lt;br /&gt;
Fitter, healthier and more productive.&lt;br /&gt;
A pig.&lt;br /&gt;
In a cage.&lt;br /&gt;
On antibiotics.&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Fredd-E</name></author>	</entry>

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